There were two epidemics when I went to camp. Head lice and The Plague. The Bubonic Plague.
Last week, Kim Kardashian teased her 15.5 million Instagram followers (more than the combined populations of the Czech Republic and Ireland—the two countries where she spent the week following her most recent wedding) with a photograph of herself, dressed casually in jeans and a leather jacket, sitting in a recording studio.
“Excited about this new project,” she wrote, adding the hashtags “#comingsoon” and “#kimkardashiangame.” A game?! A Kim Kardashian game?! What could that possibly entail? A game about what, you’re no doubt snarling between bites of your lunch salad, picking outfits, heading to appointments, and collecting money? As it turns out, uh, that’s exactly what her game entails. How do I know this?
Because I spent about 90 minutes this afternoon playing it.