There is nothing I can say that will make this funnier than it already is. (x)
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GET THE HELVETICA OUT OF HERE!
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Let’s hang on to abandon
Let’s hope we lose control
To be out in the open, baby
And let go of the ropes
Matt Pond - Love To Get Used
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I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person, that’s just weird and it freaks me out! And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pant suit, I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart, and tough, and strong! And my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!
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